Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
(Source: milkthelightning)
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: jumoke-ng, via fucked-upseduction)
I just sit there and look hot.
(Source: niggapus, via i-jumped-out-of-my-grave-and)
| *Goes to friends house* | |
| others: | wow, you have a really nice house! |
| me: | what's your wifi password? |
i agree with this completely
except the short part, short people are weird
oh.
We’re not short. We’re funsized.
(via why-you-so-dumb)